Hello. Our Lady of Leisure posting. I'm enjoying my brief moments of peace before the shit hits the fan some time around the 8th, from when on in..... I shudder to think about it. I play nursemaid, should be in 3 places at once from the 11th-16th and then from the 19th..... relatives. Lot's of relatives.

Went to see Troy last night. Lordy lordy lordy.... Brad Pitt has never ever EVER been more hot. If you've seen the movie you'll have caught the brief glimpses of his stunning thighs and buttocks, not to mention the rest of his alarmingly sensual physique... and Eric Bana. Aichiwowa - that man has lips and eyes to die for. While many of the male members of the audience left the theatre in awe of the elaborately executed battle scenes, the female members of the audience (including yours truly) could not stop drooling about the men - all the way home, and then some, in fact. Why must they all be married? BTW, my Orlando Bloom infatuation has passed after seeing him play a coward. Paris may have been an early Romeo, but I can't separate the character from the actor. He killed Brad Pitt too!!!!! Party Pooper.

Speaking of beautiful men.... haven't seen any lately. At least, none that were within hunting distance. I'm not a go-getter, I wait for them to come to me. Unfortunately, my female wiles must leave much to be desired - no fish have bitten yet. Ok ok, there was the Australian in the trolley, but his trousers were soo short and his friend (at least 30) was carrying a skateboard. Thanks, but no thanks.
There IS the South African who works at the Pegasus, but as Tuuli and I discussed, we can't date men whose arses are smaller than ours. And his is such a nice specimen too...

I've been working on my tan. I'm gonna be BROWN, baby, BROWN. By the time graduation rolls around, I'm going to look like I've just returned from an exotic country! I'm so sick of matching the snow outside my window.

Now as for this bloggy thingy where I write all this shit, some of you have been remarking recently that you're actually reading it. I'm shocked!

So.... Marguerite: I'm sooooooooo sorry I haven't written. I owe you about 3 A4's of emails. Will write soon...
Juan: Found a terrific price London-Madrid. Keep your couch free Octoberish? :P
Tuuli: Puupea. Why on earth are you wasting your time here AGAIN??
Steve: I didn't know you cared.
Annike: how did you get the URL? :P you owe ME an email!
Warren: HUMPH. don't get too drunk June 11th.
to Me: Don't forget, Monday June 13th, 12.00

And, as reference to ALL who do their own laundry: Even though you KNOW not to put red socks in with white laundry, do still check that you haven't accidentally done it. I learned that lesson the hard way.

Love always,

Our Lady of Leisure