I need you. I want you. I need you to sleep with me. I want your softness against my skin, feel you against me. I want the comfort that you offer me - when we are together, we are one. You protect me from cold and prying eyes. I need you tonight, more than ever, but I can't find you. Where are you my pajamas!?
My grey pj bottoms are MISSING. It's a travesty! MI6! FBI! NSA! Mafia! Royalty! My ULTRA-comfy grey pj bottoms are MISSING and it's up to you to find them. I'll grant a kiss to the finder along with my undying gratitude!